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| User: | offspeed (399278) 
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
[ everyone can focus clearly with such shine ]
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| Name: | (with a crazy erection going on) |
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| Website: | web-gems |
| Location: | 2100 Woodward Avenue, Detroit, Michigan, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1983-04-08 |
| AOL IM: |  clooooooownshoes (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | "Swing and a fly ball - left field! It's deep! It's way back - the Tigers are going to the World Series! Three-run, walkoff home run! Oh man! Ordoñez around third, he's into a mob scene at home! The Tigers have beaten the A's 6-3, completing a four-game sweep in one of the greatest turnarounds in baseball history! The Tigers, three years after losing 119 games, are going to the World Series!"
-- Dan Dickerson, 10-14-06
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| Memories:: | 18257 entries |
| Pictures: | over 11700 public |
| Interests: | 150: "it tastes like burning!", CAPSLOCK, (writing parenthetical asides), 1984 detroit tigers, 2000 detroit tigers, 2003 detroit tigers, 2006 detroit tigers, 61*, accomplishing spontaneous goals, actual homosexual relationships, alkaline trio, ambiguous gay subtext, ambulance ltd., answering rhetorical questions, apocalyptic literature, arrrrrmando galarrrrraga, asperger's syndrome, avoiding myspace creeps, baby-faces with bat wings, baseball, baseball slash, bench-clearing brawls, brand new, bright eyes, bull durham, celebratory ass-patting, chuck palahniuk, dan dickerson's homerun call, danny haren, dead literary crushes, dean winchester, detroit tigers, did you mean "sidney crysob"?, eating shit and dying, elliott smith, elwood reid, ernest hemingway, existentialism, existentialism-not-on-prom-night, explosions in the sky, facebook stalking noah ruden, fake!world, fernando's everchanging hair-do, freddie porcello, freddy dolsi, freddy dolsi for closer, fucking the system, futurama, gmail - inbox (0), gothic lit not goth, guitar hero 1 zumaya 0, harassing others, having asperger's syndrome, homoerotic tension, homosexual undertones, hott with two t's, house md, if i don't six, inside jokes, jason grilli's weak shit, jeff buckley, jeff weaver's uncontrollable rage, joel zumaya, joey harrington, john darnielle, jon walker, jonathan papelbon, jordan tata's good looks, josh beckett i suppose, justin verlander, justin verlander's evil twin, kelly clarkson, kyle farnsworth, literary apocalypses, little big league, love triangles ending badly, major league, maxim "frenchy" st. pierre, mike unpronounceablor, mr. baseball, new york yankees, newsradio, not fan voting in the asg, not having common sense, not jordan tata's pitching, not the red sox no really, octoporn, okkervil river, old 97's, oneheartbeatonecityonegoal, open-air stadiums, open-ended endings, operatic hot dog man, painfully bad puns, pale friendless virgins, panic (!) at the disco, panicking (!) at the disco, phantom of the opera, pitchers and catchers, post-rock, postmodernism, pr9n, pretending to be smart, pretentious indie music, prog, pronouncing nietzsche, psychology, putting zumaya in the rotation, quarterly bitchfights with christy, randomly breaking into french, raping the caps lock, religious angst, rowdy kyle farnsworth, sandy koufax, schadenfreude, shoegaze, slashing anything that moves, spontaneously combusting - twice, spurned lovers, st. louis cardinals, star-cross'd lovers, stealing other people's interests, straight guys acting gay, sufjan stevens, supernatural, superstitious baseball players, talking in hypotheticals, taxi driver, tennis, the bible, the dreyfus affair, the great gatsby, the mountain goats, the alex typo drinking game, the church of jim leyland, the magic disappearing christian, things ending badly, todd jones' walrus stache, tragically unreliable gaydar, vance wilson, veteran intangibles, violence directed toward machines, walk off strike outs, walk-off three-run-homeruns-to-win-the-alcs, well-intentioned sociopaths, when the white sox lose, where is mike maroth?, zombie angst, zombie apocalypses, zumaya's lack of common sense |
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